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Chocolate. Jewelry. Cards. Ethical Roses.

Ahhhh. All nice things for Valentine’s Day… Wait, ethical roses? What the heck is an ethical rose?

Well, that’s exactly what I thought when I was driving home from a meeting and listening to a very interesting radio spot.

According to the announcer, we need to buy “ethical roses.” No, a dozen roses from just any florist or store are not good enough. In fact, you may want to just throw them out if you get them and consider it an insult.

Yeah. Right.

I don’t know about you, but isn’t it difficult enough just to remember these holidays when you’re trying to run your business – let alone, get your significant other to remember them?

Now, we are not supposed to “settle” for regular roses. No. After all, who knows how they were treated?

Snapped off the vine as a mere bud.

Ripped away from family and home never to see another raindrop again.

Stripped of their thorns and left to stand in a depressing bottle of water waiting for delivery.

Oh, the horror!

Good grief. But you know what? I’ve got to give the agency that came up with this idea a hand. The advertisement caught my attention, provided a unique niche to stand out against all of the other Valentine’s Day commercials, and here I am talking about it.

It just goes to show the importance of words. People like me, the media and your customers, really do pay attention to what you’re saying.

With this in mind, how much old information is on your Website right now?

How many grammatical errors are going out in customer e-mails, newsletters, blogs, and other correspondence?

Are your team members using the appropriate language to build buzz about your products and services?

If you don’t have time to check the words being using in your organization, find someone who can review them for you. This is the only way to keep track, and fix, the messaging that is being distributed.

After all, if your competitor is taking the time to create and share memorable phrases like “ethical roses,” they may be stealing your customers, and valuable publicity, from you right now.

Do you need help writing SEO copy for your e-mail auto responders, newsletters, blogs, articles, and more? Please write to me here or at www.rembrandtwrites.com. I’d love to hear from you. In the meantime, have a Happy Valentine’s Day! (and please forgive my ignorance about “ethical roses”)

Did you make a New Year’s resolution this year? How’s it going? Well, if you’re having a tough time keeping your resolution, how about creating goals instead?

I know. I know. You’ve heard it all before.

Well, I once felt the same way. But actually writing down your goals can have a significant impact on your happiness and wealth. As soon as I started writing down my goals, things happened. I finished a book, met great people, brought in more clients… the list goes on.

After all, if you don’t know where you are going, how are you going to get there?

With this in mind, here’s a quick list to help you take action:

1. Write down three big things you want to accomplish this year.

Keep it simple. Do you want to make six figures? Do you want to spend more time with your family and friends? Do you want to pursue a new hobby?

Write down what you want to happen in 2010 now.

2. What do you need to accomplish these three things?

Once you know the top three things you want to accomplish next year, think about what it’s going to take to achieve them. Maybe you’ll need 10 new clients to increase your income? Maybe you’ll need to get some training and learn new skills? Maybe you’ll need to say “no” to more projects so you have more free time?

Go through each of your goals and write down what you think it’s going to take to achieve them.

3. Get organized.

At this point, you have a good idea of the activities necessary to reach your goals. Now, break down each activity into smaller steps so you can accomplish at least one step each day.

Next, get a big calendar and write down each of these daily activities. Suddenly, your goal looks doable. Ta Da! You have an action plan! And think how great it will feel when you check off each task at the end of the day.

By following this simple process, you’ll end up reaching your goal by the end of 2010. If not, at least you’ve started on the path to success and will be that much closer to making your dreams a reality!

Do you need help reaching your business goals with SEO copywriting and publicity? Please let me know here or at www.rembrandtwrites.com. I’m here to help!

Last week, I was on a much-awaited, exclusive teleconference with a well-known and very successful business and marketing consultant. As the call began, the tips and ideas started flowing, and I feverishly took notes and tried to digest all of the information.

Everything was going really well, but then…things started to get ugly.

About half way through the call, the sound got weaker and weaker on my phone.

“What’s going on?!”

I decided to walk around to see if the signal got stronger in different locations. First, I went into the bathroom and closed the door. (How strange it was to be listening to a business call in the bathroom!)

But the sound level on the phone didn’t change so I went outside. Well, the leaf-blower person was out there blasting away so that didn’t work AT ALL.

I ran back into my office. Then, I put an ear plug in the ear that was not connected to the phone. That seemed to help a little, and I continued to listen to the call and take notes.

Problem solved… for now.

Then the big moment came when we could ask questions directly to the speaker.

Woo Hoo! I got through and was able to ask my question. The expert started giving me some excellent words of wisdom, and then… dial tone. My phone went dead!

Ugh! The receiver said, “Battery Low!”

What do you mean “Battery Low”? I just charged the phone for eight hours!

Anyway, it was time to move fast. I slammed the phone back on the charger and quickly picked up my cell phone. I dialed into the conference number. Phew! The call went through and so far, so good.

Then, the recorded voice asked me for my password, and I entered it.

“The password is unacceptable. Please try again.”

I tried again.

“The password is unacceptable. Please try again.”

I tried again.

“The password is unacceptable. Please hold for the operator.”

AHHHHH!

I then put my cell phone to the side and tried my landline phone again. And what do you know? I got through, and the expert speaker was still responding to my question – What luck!

Then, he finished, and said:

“Does that answer your question, Melanie?”

I started to say “thank you,” but he couldn’t hear me. He went on. “Melanie? Are you there? It looks like we lost Melanie. Well, that’s all the time we have. Thanks for joining the teleconference today.”

Ugh! I guess when I called back into the teleconference the second time, I wasn’t patched through to the non-mute function for people asking questions.

Oh well. My phone went dead again right as the speaker was saying goodbye anyway.

Fortunately, I was able to send a note to the teleconference organizers thanking the speaker for answering my question.

And the morale of the story is…

Get a good phone. (I had fun throwing my old one as hard as I could into the trash bin)

No. Well, that’s part of it. The real morale is that after screaming at my awful phone, I learned something from this. We all have “Lucy” moments (as in Lucille Ball in “I Love Lucy”), and I was able to laugh about it.

Do you laugh at your “Lucy” moments?

If not, it’s time to take things a little less seriously and enjoy life. And even if you can’t have a good laugh, think how great it will be to share your story with your significant other at the end of the day, at a party with friends, at the next conference with your peers… or on a blog like this!

With this in mind, do you have a good “Lucy” moment you’d like to share?

Please feel free to share it below or send me a note. After all, we could all use a good laugh and see that we’re not alone when it comes to dealing with all life throws at us.

Who knows, we may learn something about ourselves from your “Lucy” moment!

And if you have questions about boosting sales, awareness and credibility fast with publicity, SEO copywriting and marketing, please let me know here or at www.rembrandtwrites.com. I’d love to hear from you!